If I Were A Boy
This song is .horrible.
I'm sorry Jayne - it doesn't matter if I listen to the lyrics. It's just a horrible song.
While I was driving tonight that song came on and Maria and I had a conversation about what I would do if I were a boy. Here's what I came up with:
- Pee. Preferably it would be winter so I could write my name in the snow.
- Find a girl to give me head. I want to see what all the fuss is about.
- Have sex. It only makes sense to do that after receiving head. I mean,seriously people.
